i am ALWAYS where i need to be

poisondancer:

I ALMOST FUCKING FORGOT

ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U

AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE

“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”

AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT

HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT

FOR LIKE

HALF AN HOUR

HOLY SHIT

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fosterthepeoplejunkster:

fishingboatproceeds:

The New Revised Standard Texting Version

The fact that John Green reblogged this makes it a million times better.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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the-absolute-best-posts:

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amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

• sand
• alcohol or lighter fluid
• sugar  

1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

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awesomephilia:

This car got very lucky… the others not so much.